Sybil's birthday and junk

So what's up?
It's a direction
No, I mean how's it going?
That way! ↑

LOL , Good times at winter activity days (Btw I learned how to make arrow on the computer :)) those bracets look weird together. Anyways heres whats actually up:

1. Sybil's birthday was fun and junk. We talked about how this girl in our class in grade 6 and 7 (I wont say names) always said "and junk". This would be a conversation with her:
Me: Hey
Her: Hi and junk
Me: What's up?
Her: The sky and junk
Me: I have to go, bye
Her: See you later and junk
So anyways dont be surprised if I say and junk after every senctence I say today and junk.

2. Back on the subject of Sybil's birthday and junk. It was a sleepover and junk. We watched (more like talked through) and extremely boring movie and junk. Sybil and her boyfriend started making out when her mom walked in the room and junk. Jen had a cig pow and junk. It was half pig and half cow and junk. Actually it was more like 3 quarter cow and 3 quarter pig and junk. The only bad thing was that I kept on laughing in the middle of the night and junk. Leah kept pinching me to get me to shut up and junk. I dont mind if people hurt me and junk but if they hurt one side of me, they have to hurt the other and junk. And Leah was only pinching one of my arms and junk! Also, it wasnt my fault for laughing cuz Erin was singing and Sybil's stuffed animal had a squishy bum bum (I like that word) so it was kind of hard not to laugh and junk.

3. I'm failing science because I dont know why pop cans implode and junk. :(

4. I'm now writing with the trebuchet font and junk.

5. I forgot to mention in the Sybil's birthday section, I ate pizza, chips, cake, more chips, pancakes, syrup, kiwi, stale candy, more chips and junk. Now im full and my dad is making me eat dinner at a restaurant and junk.

Hoping that I remembered to say and junk at the end of every sentence (except for the first ones) and junk,
Junk girl and Junk

When I get bored (which happens quite often)

So yesterday I didn't tell you much about myself (except for the fact that I love making fun of people). So now I'll tell you about my hobbies that i do when i get bored,

My top 5 favourite things to do:

1. Making fun of people -I already told you about this but I need to tell you about one more thing. I wrote a song making fun SJ, it's to the tune of White and Nerdy, It goes:
They see me preaching, to Pickles
They say I'm so asian and nerdy
And I pretty much changed the whole song so that it's about SJ's nerdiness (SHHH...don't tell him...he doesn't know yet.) By the way SJ is an Asian preist who always preaches to Pickles about not swearing and doing her homework....
Did I mention that my favourite person EVER to make fun of is SJ? But Pickles is better at making fun of him than me.

2. Not doing anything- Ok I lied, you do have to do some things like breathing and circulating blood but other than that you don't do anything. It's sweet. I once spent 2 hours doing nothing, I was barely even thinking.

3. Sleeping-You probably think that this is a very boring hobby but it's true- when you wake up in the morning you don't want to get up right? Exactly you want to just lie there sleeping forever! It's fun untill your sister comes in and throw water balloons at you so that you wake up! My sister can be annoying like that sometimes. But she's also really awesome (well as awesome as someone related to me can be cuz i spread unawesomeness)

4. Procrastinating- I do this a lot so if at the beginning of my blog I tell you that I'm going to talk about skiing and I end up talking about porcupines don't be surprised.

5. Getting high on oxygen- Sarah and Pickles and Tara say that it's not good to get high on oxygen and that I can survive without it but that's not true- you need oxygen to live but I think I breath too much of it sometimes and that's why I get high on it. I also get high on life- two kinds of life actually- life cereal and the world kind of life.

Well those are my hobbies- if you ever get bored you should try them. They are great.

Thursday- Making Fun of People

So i got a blog (finally)! So yeah, I guess I'm supposed to write about stuff so yeah. Here's what's up:

I've had a really awesome week. The funnest parts was making fun of SJ, this guy who's obsessed with trumpet and making fun of Gio and Grant. (Yes I love making fun of people but i only do it as a joke). First me and my friend Pickles made a list of ways SJ could injure himself playing trumpet. The 3 best ways were:

1. He messes up his solo and goes emo.
2, He plays really badly in the middle of the night and his neighbours attack him
3. His chipmuck who lives in his trumpet comes out and bites him.

Anyways we had a page of ways he could injure himself.

After that Pickles and SJ switched names and made fun of eachother (while i made fun of both of them). Then i changed names with Kelsey, Katie and Ashley changed names and Jen and Athina changed names! We confused everyone with our name swithching!

We used to switch names for supply teachers all the time! Once during music class we even switched instruments and told the supply teacher that we were the musicaly retarded class and that's why we couldn't play our instruments.

Anyways about making fun of Gio and Grant....so they're a couple and during band Mr.Leohr was talking about the rules for our band trip at the end of May. One of the rules was that "we had to keep our hands to ourselves no matter how close we got to people" In other words no kissing! When he said that everyone looked at gio and grant and it was so so so so so so so (keep on saying so for half an hour) funny! But it must have been embarrasing. Also both their moms are going on the trip so they cant even act like a couple!

Also apparently my mom is going on the band trip and no one even told me untill today!