Acting like retards for 4 days straight!!!

Acting like retards- yes i know, it sounds strange but it might be one of my new favourite hobbies. That's pretty much what we did during our 4-day band trip and I think mine and my friend's and my retardation actually made the trip funner!!!!
Well for us anyways, everyone who wasn't acting retarded got really annoyed at those of us who were acting retarded. Anyways here's some of the ways we acted retarded and some of the highlights of what we did:

Sitting on escalators: Me and Pickles actually spent 5 minutes or so sitting on escalators and standing up when we got off at the science centre. We didn't notice that there was a sign (actually several signs) specificly saying not to sit on the escalators. However, we did notice edventually-AFTER A SECURITY GUARD STARTED SCREAMING AT US! We also set a bad example for little kids because by the end of our five minutes of escalator-sitting, we had about 4 little kids sitting on the escalators (i hope that security guard had the heart not to scream at 3-year olds)

Singing, singing, singing: Ok well singing isn't that retarded, right? It's a perfectly normal hobby, right? WRONG! The songs Brandon, Confetti, Juden, Pickles, Tara, Sarah, Schwa, Flirt, Sybil, Regina, Pickles, myself and a few others song the most retarded song. I felt very proud when we finished the whole "99 bottles of beer on wall". We also sung a very fast version of John Jacob Jinklehimer Schmit (I plan to name my first child that, even if she's a girl), I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, the song that never ends, the littlest worm, the retard beat and black socks. We wrote many variations of black socks about stuff including red socks, white socks, purple songs, Confetti, Regina, trumpets and much more.
My two favourites:

CN Tower
It never gets shorter
The longer you watch it the more it stays the same
Sometimes I wish I could climb it but something keeps telling me no, no, not yet, not yet, not yet

Rogers
It never gets more Rogery
The longer you watch it, the more it cods money out of you
Sometimes I wish I could sue them but something keeps telling me no, no, not yet, not yet,

Giving people paper hands: It all started when Sybil and Flirt bought these glove things and they came on these paper hands. Someone (I think Sybil) asked me if I wanted a hand. I said sure expcting her to help me (mentally), and she gave me one of the paper hands. Now I carry around 2 of the paper hands just in case someone ever asks me for a hand (that never happens, people don't trust to help them)

Telling stupid jokes: I meany really, really (keep on saying really for four decades) stupid ones.
For example: How do you make a lady gaga?
Answer: You poke her face
I actually laughed at that joke and told it to tons of people, mostly because i was high on oxygen and when i'm high on oxygen, I laugh at everything, even the word hello.

Looking for ghosts: I swear there actually was one in the hockey hall of fame. There was a section of it, that apparently used to be a bank, but whenever we took a picture of it, no matter how still we held the camera, there was still a white blur. Our music teacher didn't believe us but Pickles' mom did (Go Pickle's mom a.k.a Sanchez a.k.a. Sasquatch)

Convincing Gift shop employees that I'm not a robber: You see, I got this stuffed snake called Shetaki Turnip at the gift shop and then I went to the gift shop at the science centre and they had the exact same stuffed snakes so I was worried that I might be accused of stealing from the Science Centre. I got even more worried when Pickles stuffed Shetaki turnip in her pocket so it looked even more suspicious. Luckily the gift shop employees didn't notice -or weren't doing their job- because I didn't get charged with theft.

Filling out comment cards with strange comments: Apparently the science centre wanted MY feedback about the place, so me and Pickles wrote the following comments/suggestions:
- We were very dissapointed that you didn't have an exhibit on platypi. Platypi are amazing creatures and deserve more respect. Shame on you!
-Our visit to the science would have been more enjoyable if you had an exhibit on Barack Obama
- Why aren't we allowed sitting on the escalators? We need to rest sometimes. Do you really want to watch our legs shatter underneath as we are forced to stand up on escalators? How would that look on the science centre's permanent record?
-Will you please put an exhibit on the reproductive system? (Later on we found out that there actually was one called when the egg meets the sperm)
-We loved the planet section. We were very surprised to find out we lived out on a planet; we always thought we lived in houses.

Well I'm too lazy to keep goig but I'll continue later. We did MUCH more retarded stuff than that.
-Pasta Face